So here's my letter back to my newfound friend across the sea. Let's anxiously wait and see what he writes back about.
Please see my below comments in red. If these issues are addressed to my satisfaction, perhaps we can reach an agreement.
Phone: (24 hours): 234 802 764 0445 (phone number was invalid, why should I trust you if invalid phone numbers are given to me?)
PLEASE REPLY TO-Email:isa_frank2@yahoo.co.in
I am the chairman of the contract award committee of the oil ministry here in Nigeria, for security reasons, I may not wish to disclose how I got your email address for now. (You seem to trust me enough to contact me with this offer, why wouldn't you tell me how you got my email address?)
After due deliberation with my partner (I didn't know the Chairman of the Contract Award Committee had a partner. What is the partners's name and title?) , I decided to forward to you this business proposal, we want you to assist us receive the sum of Twenty eight million, six hundred thousand united state bills(us28.6m) into your account. This fund resulted from an over-invoiced contract awarded by us under the budget allocation to my ministry and the bill was approved for payment by the concerned ministries. The contract was executed, commissioned and the contractor was paid his actual cost of the contract. Now, we are left with the balance of us28.6m as the over invoiced amount, which we have deliberately over estimated for our own use. Please note that the law forbids civil servants to operate or own foreign accounts hence this contact (You are not suppose to steal money either, but that didn't stop you.), we have agreed to share the money in the following percentages: 30 for you, 60 for us 10 for tax as may be required by your government. Because of the potentially high risk involved in participating in deals such as this, I will require 75% total.
Note that this transaction is very much free from all sorts of risk hence the business was carefully planned before it was successfully executed and we the officials involved in the deal have put many years in service to our ministry. I find it difficult to believe you and your partner could be so ignorant. Why would you so carefully plan this operation of stealing money, and yet not have a risk free way to move and launder the money in its entirety solely for your use without having to share it. We have been exercising patience for this privilege for so long not until the presidential announcement last week, that all foreign contractors owed be paid forthwith, this will enable the presidency reconcile our debt ratio with the outside world and to most of us, this is a lifetime blessing we cannot afford to miss. Upon indication of your interest to fully co-operate with us, a payment application/information form will be sent to you via email for completion. It's you who needs to cooperate with me. As I see you it, you have a small amount of time to secure this money for your personal use. I will list my terms at the end of this email. Note that the following information: a) bankers name and address, b) account number and account name and c) your private phone number and email address will enable us seek/secure approval of the fund from the concerned government quarters/ministries within 3-4 banking days.
As soon as we confirm receipt of this money in your nominated bank account, my partner and I will come over to your country to arrange for our own share and possibly invest part of this money in your country.
Let honesty and trust be our watchword throughout this transaction (The first thing a theif should learn, is never trust anyone, especially another thief. I would never fully trust you, therefore, you will operate per my terms). I shall furnish you with some details about myself. Your prompt reply will be highly appreciated.
Best regards.
Engr. stmichael adams idioma.
MY TERMS TO COMPLETE THIS TRANSACTION.
I first need proof that the money exists. What I want to see is a document from your ministry showing the full amount allocated for the contract. Next, I want to see the documentation of amount awarded to the contractor and the bank records showing proof of that award. Next, I will need bank records showing the remaining 28.6million being held. At this point, I might be satisfied the money is available.
After I am satisfied the money exists, I will need you and your partners banking information. I will cross check these records with my sources to ensure you are being completely honest with me. The bank offers a vast source of credit information which doubles as identity detection. It won't be hard to verify and shouldn't take very long, considering you are a chairman employed by the government. A day at most, is all I need for verification.
When we have verified the money exist, and that you are who you say you are, I will set up several accounts. I will need to spread the money as thin as possible to avoid detection. I will then begin to launder the money over time. I will launder in batches of several thousand at a time. I will take my 75% of the laundered money and transfer the rest into another foreign account. This foreign account will be set up by me so that you may pull from it at anytime.
Email me back, with scanned copies of the documentation I require. Also, I will need $1000 up front which will secure my interest in your transaction. I need this money sent to me via Western Union. However, first email me documention.
Next, I need you to tell the little boy who is riding the bicycle/generator (cause I know you are in a impoverished 3rd world country, whose cronic attempts at commiting fraud via email has caused every other nation to puke at the vile attempts of the government to receive outside help) to disengage. Tell him to remove the bike and ride as far away as he can. Then I need you to take a baseball bat (oh, you probably don't have that either), take a large rock and smash the 36 year old generator. Then, take whatever fuel you have, pour it all over the quansi hut, thatched hut, dugout, alleyway dive, you happen to be in, and then set it on fire. Then I want you to walk towards the coastline. Don't be scared when you reach the water. Just keep walking west. Feel free to start swimming if you are unable to hold your breath for longer than six months. Now, just keep swimming. I'll send a boat to pick you up. Don't worry about how will find you. I am in possesion of an idiotsychrometer. It will be able pinpoint the exact location of the two dirty socks you have mistaken for a brain. At that point my contact will proceed to beat you until you can't remember how many years you have plagued this planet with your stench. With any luck, you'll still be alive when they bring you to my door.
Now see, I'm a big fan of war novels etc. Through reading and watching movies, I've learned a few tricks of torture. Perhaps I'll borrow a technique from a Mexican I read about. He would take his prisoners to a very remote location in the mountains of south Texas. He would take a very sharp knive and skin his victims and then hang them on an open platform hundreds of feet in the air for the buzzards to play with.
Email me back and we'll find something the both of us can agree to.
Best Regards
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